One of our RV’ing buddies identified the unknown bird from
our last post for us. Sam tells us the
bird is an Egyptian Goose. According to
his research it is native to Africa south of the Sahara desert which naturally
brought up the question, ‘Are you sure you are still in Texas?’ Well according to all of our GPS devices, we
are in Texas and we still recognize the language spoken and place names such as
Poteet, Leakey, Medina, Albert. You get
the picture; the birds are way off course, not us.
We also found out the old sayin’, “Necessity is the Mother
of Invention” is actually true. It all
started with deciding which desert to have first, Chocolate Pie or Banana
Pudding. Sophie had already laid out her
pie crust to warm up to room temperature but Beverly had bought ripe bananas
for pudding. So a vote was taken and
bananas were first due to ripeness and spoilage. This created an issue for Sophie’s
crust. It had already warmed to a point
where it was pretty droopy and needed coaxing to get into the pan. Unfortunately, working with the crust in such
a way created a hole in it. In order to
keep the pie contents in the crust and not let it seep outside and under the
crust a fix was needed.
Leave it to David to find it. Being familiar with all things mechanical, he
surmised a patch was in order. Very much
like you would patch a hole in a tire.
So he reviewed the available items and came upon the idea that a soft
flour tortilla would make an excellent patch.
Having not tried such a thing before, Sophie was obviously doubtful
about this possible solution. Unfazed,
David blazed ahead and tore a piece from a tortilla and mashed it into
place. At the appropriate time, the pie
filling was added and a meringue placed on top.
When it came time to cut the pie and serve it, David volunteered to try
the patched piece. Here is a picture of
the slice, notice the patch sticking out from the side. Amazingly, it worked and tasted okay for a
flour tortilla crust in a chocolate pie.
Another amazing find in this journey we call life.
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Tortilla patched pie crust |
After this, I was feeling a bit shaggy and decided I needed to get spruced up a bit in the hair department. We saw a haircut place in a building shared with a convenience store. I thought that would do and I could go get some gas and watch the comings and goings of hair customers from a distance so I could determine whether the haircuts would be okay. This was my plan until my 3 companions talked about the location and bad possibilities so long that I became paranoid and changed my plan at the last minute. Instead I opted to look for a different location and barber.'
So we (Bibi and I) set out to locate a different option. We drove past several that did not pass the 'smell test' or 'look test' only to find ourselves on Main Street downtown New Braunfels. Well by this time I had become desperate thinking I would not get cleaned up after all and feeling despondent over this possibility, when all of a sudden this traditional looking barber pole literally appeared from nowhere. In addition, there was a parking spot right in front of the shop.
Now many of you would say this is a sign or too much of a coincidence to be ignored. I beg to differ with you as you will see from this tale. After checking and finding they had time to give me a cut before they closed in 30 minutes, I decided to go forward. Now this shop was a traditional old-timey shop with 3 barbers and a shoe shine parlor to boot. I picked the middle chair (it was the only one open) and sat down. My barber was nice enough and even asked how I wanted my hair cut. I discovered later, it did not matter what I said or what I wanted, this is a one-style fits all kinda place.
The barber it turns out owns a farm in nearby Shiner. That is where Shiner beer is brewed and he recommended I visit for a brewery tour. I decided later that he hoped I would go and drink enough beer to not worry about how my hair looked after he cut it. It did not take long to realize I had made a serious error in judgment and my decision process is flawed. After a quick bing, bang, bop and thank you Ma'am you're through, I had been 'cleaned up' alright.
Here is where the trouble really starts. It did not take long for the fun (at my expense) to begin from the same three people that scared me away from my first choice for a haircut. One of them even took pictures of the result to send to her parents so they could have a real hoo-ha too at my expense. When I expressed outrage and hurt feelings about my predicament is when they all began to commiserate with me at the results of my haircut and tell me it doesn't look that bad and it will grow back out (in the next decade maybe) to try and make me feel better. Next time, I stick with my original gut feeling and go with the convenience store barber. Just sayin'.
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Not happy, can you tell? |
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Grrrrrrr! |
Now for some good news! We are ecstatic. We
have officially been accepted into the highly exalted and exclusive
organization of Wildflower Chasers.
Never heard of them? Well they
are similar to and akin to the other group you may have heard about called
Storm Chasers. These folks cast danger
aside to wade into a good thunderstorm about to turn into a tornado. Like our brethren, the Storm Chasers, we also
cast danger aside to wade into a field of wildflowers.
Now before you dismiss this claim, consider the
following. When we get a hint of a
potential sighting or a glimpse of color in the distance, we are off like a
flash. Speed and distance are not a
hindrance to us. With our emergency
flashers on, we take the most direct and speedy route to the promising
location. Speed limits, traffic and
sometimes roads do not get in our way to find our elusive and fleeting
objective. Once we make visual contact
then things get really dicey. The 'No Trespassing' signs and fences are nothing to us as we bust through anything and
over anything to get to our target. We
have even stared down some of the most intimidating animals to get to the
flowers. Kicking aside rattlesnakes that
are interfering with the perfect picture is nothing to a photographer. This wild turkey is an example of what
happens when encountering the Wildflower Chasers; the animals turn tail and run
for the hills.
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That's right turkey, take a hike and don't come back! |
But I am getting a little ahead of myself. Before we were accepted as ‘official’
wildflower chasers, we had to increase our knowledge. We did this through a trip to Lady Bird
Johnson’s Wildflower Center. We marched
along trails and besides numerous plantings of various native plants and
species taking copious notes and pictures as we gained the knowledge necessary
to be a part of the ‘official’ organization.
You not only have to have keen eyes and a keen mind, you must be up to
the challenge physically. The trail
walking that day amounted to over four miles and we did not go down all of the
trails. Here are some pictures from the
preparatory day at the wildflower center. You will notice that not all pictures are of flowers. There are many wildlife representations that
one may encounter in the field and must be prepared to take the appropriate
measures to get the picture of the wildflowers unimpeded by man or beast.
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Making copious notes, observations and pictures as part of training |
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Physical Training required to become 'official' Wildflower Chaser |
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Some animals likely to be encountered, both large |
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and small |
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Flowers of all shapes and colors |
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some with their own butterflies |
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...in bunches |
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...flowering trees |
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...around the trees |
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...just trees, oops how did that get in here, this is serious business |
Once we received the appropriate indoctrination we were
prepared to take our field tests. This
came rather soon after the learning (which is good at our age) so our brains
are still sharp enough to remember the scientific terms and the nuances of
color associated with the various species.
It would be bad to fail because we did not properly identify the native
species we were hunting, which is commonly called the Texas Bluebonnet by
lay folks. In the official circles it is
properly known as Lupinus texensis. Or even worse to get mixed up between Mealy
Blue Sage, Perennial Lupine and Texas Bluebonnet. Then don’t even get me going on the various
yellows and reds you are likely to encounter.
Oh boy, the pressure is intense!
So off we jet to just south of Poteet, Texas. We received accurate information from our
sources where we will find the elusive wildflowers. We are excited to test ourselves and are up
to the challenge. As we approach the
area, we immediately know we have found the mother lode. Fields of Texas Bluebonnets, Texas (Indian) Paintbrush, Missouri Primrose, Moss Verbana, Blanketflower and many more
species present themselves to us. Now
mind you, these are not easily seen from the main highways but are much more
abundant from side roads and back road trails.
So off we go to prove ourselves worthy of designation as ‘official’
Wildflower Chasers. Here are but a few
of the items spotted this day as proof of our successful test results.
Having passed the testing and obtaining our certificates, we
set out on our own to fully test our capabilities. Our first objective is the area known as
Willow Loop north of Fredericksburg. Two
years ago we examined this area but without impressive results. In fact, two weeks ago we surveyed the area
and were rewarded with only one flower.
But now armed with the proper intelligence and knowledge, we discover
the hidden beauty so often overlooked by the casual looker. Here are but a few of the impossible to
describe with words and hard to depict with pictures beautiful scenes
discovered this day.
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'Official' Wildflower Chasers |
Another sighting was purported somewhat south of Kerrville
and west of San Antonio. Alas, much like
our Storm Chaser brethren not every encounter with a storm produces a
tornado. So was our trip between Medina,
Vanderpool and Leakey as it did not produce wildflowers. What it did produce was awareness that Texas
is a whole other country. We saw terrain
that we did not know existed in Texas and is very similar to that in Northern
Arkansas close to Branson, Missouri.
There are lots of switchback roads climbing some very steep and tall
hills in this area. So different than
the rolling hills commonly associated with the Hill Country and much different
than the plains found in the Dallas area, it was not a wasted trip since we got
to see a lot of amazing sights.
We are still on the lookout for the wildflower of all wildflowers. Compliments of Texas Highways Magazine: It's one of a kind, and a busload of Hill Country tourists were lucky enough to spot the Lupinus Giganticus, the largest bluebonnet ever to be recorded! At 52 feet, this flower towers over neighboring oaks. If you get any leads on its whereabouts, please call us. We'll be on it in a moments notice.
After a hard days' work in the wildflower fields, we get to return to our home and witness sunsets like
this. These trips and scenes make a very interesting and satisfying lifestyle.